In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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