Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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