never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i dont even know how to be here
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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