my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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