i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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