need another drink. this is the easiest way
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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