She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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