I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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