They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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