This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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