ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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