Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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