He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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