should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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