I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
