RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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