Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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