just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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