Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
ttyl tear gas
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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