Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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