Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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