So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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