this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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