I wanna bring you to show and tell
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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