Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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