When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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