You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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