if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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