let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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