I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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