Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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