: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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