You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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