I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
