so explain again why im purple
no
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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