Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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