Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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