God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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