yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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