Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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