Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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