kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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