Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Randomize
