i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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