i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
