Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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