you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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