what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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