he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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