it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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