in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
honey bunches of taint.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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