I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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