that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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