It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.