Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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