We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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